Momllsenim sent me the following news story from the Peavine Gazette:
A couple called police to their home in the 3300 block of East Willy Street just before 6 PM Thursday. They told officers a man broke in, then accidentally shot himself. The man has been identified as Paul O'Tool.
The residents were surprised at what happened. Deloris Feloris: "And he went to shoot the gun at Neff and somehow the burglar stumbled and fell on his own gun and killed his and happened to die. You know just killed his self, you know not self suicide, but just one of those freak accidents."
The couple in the home was not hurt, but was taken in for questioning.
Inside that house it must have been a real battle of wits. I think that the scientists will find that once the third stupid person entered the house it somehow sucked the intelligence out of the space inside - distorting the space-time continuum, altering the laws of physics inside the house thus causing the robber to aim at himself and lose his footing. Just a theory.
A couple called police to their home in the 3300 block of East Willy Street just before 6 PM Thursday. They told officers a man broke in, then accidentally shot himself. The man has been identified as Paul O'Tool.
The residents were surprised at what happened. Deloris Feloris: "And he went to shoot the gun at Neff and somehow the burglar stumbled and fell on his own gun and killed his and happened to die. You know just killed his self, you know not self suicide, but just one of those freak accidents."
The couple in the home was not hurt, but was taken in for questioning.
Inside that house it must have been a real battle of wits. I think that the scientists will find that once the third stupid person entered the house it somehow sucked the intelligence out of the space inside - distorting the space-time continuum, altering the laws of physics inside the house thus causing the robber to aim at himself and lose his footing. Just a theory.
posted by Kevcham at 10:51 PM
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