I'm Somebody!

I got my first piece of Chinese junkmail today. I've been here over a year now and I've not had a single piece of good ol' junkmail delivered to my home until today. I was beginning to feel like I was a nobody. No one wanted to sell me anything (except for the Rollexx peddlers, the shoeshine pushers, the pirated CD hawkers, etc etc). But today I feel like Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) in "The Jerk" when he found his name in the phonebook and knew he had arrived.

What was the mail? It was from "Hola", a furniture store.