Find the Dictator

I guess you've probably seen on TV about Kim Jong-il's (North Korea's pompadoured dictator) secretive trip through China? He entered China on his special train and then disappeared, only to show up in Guangzhou in southern China, then in Beijing and who knows where else. Kim Jong-il sightings have become like Elvis sightings are in the US. Why, I saw him in a KFC in Taishan this morning!

Please note: you can't believe everything you read on the Internet.