You're Kidding?

Went to a dinner a couple of days ago and suffered some yucky dishes and enjoyed some others. The host ordered a vegetable dish for me and I was delighted to see a heap of unadulterated crisp veggies but then I saw that the veggies rested in the split-open bodies of deep-fried songbirds. Gag! Who in the world would think that was appetizing? Just please, please give me a simple cheese pizza!