No to cannibalism!

China's movie nannies are hard at work protecting their people from controversy, loss of self-esteem and now cannibalism. The censors made Mission Impossible cut scenes showing laundry hanging from windows before they could show the film (filmed in Shanghai) in China. Now they've banned Pirates of the Caribbean 2 from China because it shows scenes of cannibalism. Wouldn't want to give the people here any ideas would we? In reality, the movie nannies here look for any possible excuse to keep foreign films out in order to protect the domestic movie industry. I don't think cannibalism is really a threat here - there's plenty of pork, fishy things, and duck's tongues. Why eat your neighbor?